Co-worker: *setting her purse on her desk during her lunch break* I'm gonna leave this in here; the table's crowded, and I don't want to put it on the floor of the lunchroom in case there's a mouse.

 

Supervisor: What? There's a mouse in there??

 

Co-worker: I don't know, I just don't want to chance it.

 

                    Later....

 

Me, to coworker: So, no mouse attacks during lunch?

 

Supervisor: Oh my gosh, so there was a mouse??

 

Coworker: No, I just thought there might be.

 

Boss: what's going on?

 

Coworker: I thought there might be a mouse in the lunch room, so...

 

Boss: Oh my gosh, there's a mouse?

 

Supervisor: It's a rat!

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta love working with all women.....  (and no, there's no mouse or rat or anything)